smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

by BudTerm December 27, 2016

smoking armadillo

Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!

Dude I just smoked that bowl so fast, it's crazy! Smoking Armadillo I am!

by drdimples March 31, 2017

faux-scoping

the act of pretending to scope a possible sexual partner in a bar or club, to try and fool your friends into thinking you're over your ex.

David: (looks far too obviously at every girl's ass who walks past)

Alex: dude we all know you're faux-scoping, just try and get her back

by Blue Suede Shoes June 28, 2011

Blunt Smoking Power

Ones ability to blaze up a blunt in seconds, as mastered by practice.

Luke: But master, how can I become more powerful?
Yoda: Build blunt smoking power young padawan, with practice you must

by gbonham420 May 30, 2013

grave smoking

The act of sucking a penis, in a quiet dark area.

Hey girl I just met a guy and grave smoked him in the closet. I am a pro at grave smoking

by knghts50 October 21, 2017

Smoking with your dick

When you just feel like you have to smoke an L and you go into your back yard or nearby park (usually on a school day) and you blaze up alone. But then you realize that you have your dick with you and it's all good.

It was Wednesday afternoon and I just couldn't wait until Friday night so I called some friends to hit and L with me but they were doing homework so I went over to that park around the corner and wound up just smoking with my dick. It was pretty chill.

Guy 1: Smoking with your dick is lame. You have nothing to do when you're high!
Guy 2: Are you joking?

by fuzzy473 October 21, 2009

cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007