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Noob With Socks

A Noob(search Noob) that sucks so much that his shoes were stolen because he got pwned(search pwned) so much.
"OMG JOHN UR SUCH A FUCKIN NOOB WIT SOCKS!"
"Your Worst Than A Noob Your A Noob With Socks Butwhipe!"
by ViJaY March 24, 2005
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socks

a piece of hockey equipment worn over the shin pads. stupid non-hockey players occasionally refer to them as "leg-warmers". clearly they're idiots.
Person 1: Look at how ugly those legwarmers are!!
Person 2: Clearly you're retarded. They're playing hockey, they're not WEARING any legwarmers.
Person 3: Dude... I think they mean the socks....
Person 2&3: WHAT THE FUCK. THEYRE SOCKS YOU DUMBASS.
Person 1: Oh...true. Sorry, I don't play hockey, I do tae kwon do.

Person 2&3: Okay... we still love you. We guess.
by IHeartSouthKorea. October 22, 2010
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tube socks

Granny's tube socks have seen better years.
by slimon simon April 17, 2006
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monkey socks

Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.
Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?

Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.
by JDubz526 February 24, 2011
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Fold The Socks

recieve anal sex while pressing your vagina against the corner of the dryer while it is running.
I don't think she will wanna move it up to the bedroom ever since I showed her how to "fold the socks".
by Big Head K January 21, 2010
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rocks my socks

An extremely overused phrase meaning Oh my God that is so totally awesome! This phrase goes along with the trend of being a 'little girl' with hair bows and hello kitty accessories who says cute little things that are so geeky they are adorable. I hope nobody says it anymore or else they need to die!
Haha, oh my God I know Disney movies are so awesome they rocks my socks! Haha I know I'm so geeky, except no I'm not, I don't even like Disney movies but the cool thing is to act like I don't care what anyone else thinks, I'm gonna like stuff that isn't cool.
by Angelacia June 15, 2007
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Rocks My Socks

English equivalent of 'rox0rs my sox0rs!'
<FemaleStereotype> Eminem rocks my socks!!!111
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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