Simp

Josh Owens

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

Simp

A guy who sacrifices everything for a girl who most likely wouldn't even give a shit about him, even sacrifice his chicken nuggies.

Person 1: Jeez Seb is in a state of denial that he is a SIMP.
Person 2: Yeah he is such a simp.
Person 1: he is a big time simp.

by Bonk brethren June 18, 2020

Simp

Raph and kade

Raph: Omg amalia is so pretty
Kade: Your such a simp
later that day
Kade: *gives angie a flower*
Raph: and you call me a simp

by hehehiii June 19, 2020

Simp

A total John. Someone who watches female streamers and donates to them.

Person 1: hey that guys such a simp

Person 2: You mean a John?

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

Simp

A total John

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

simp

basically whipped when a man will do anything for a girl and leave the boys behind

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he left the boys to take her home

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020

simp

when a man puts a girl above the boys/ lives by hoes before bros

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he dogged the boys and went with her

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020