shavelle

someone who is nice but will kill someone one day.

dont be a shavelle

shavelle by Shavellei October 31, 2017

Cum Shoveler 

After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.

Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.

Cum Shoveler by Trakevony Kraukain October 26, 2011

Shove it up your ugly ass 

Quote from the video Big Bell Hell's

Find a better deal? SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!

Shove it up your ugly ass by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018

German Shoelaces 

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

German Shoelaces by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Shevella 

Shevella ;A very rare girls name, scarcely containing no etymological elements common to most names of historical origin. Perhaps its origin began as Vella or Velia which comes from the Roman family name Velius which possibly means "Concealed" in Latin.
combined with the english pronoun for a female. She-Vella. (Her Hidden motives) or She Hides something.
A very pretty name it seems fit for an angel. yet so strange how its avoided almost so completely it must have been given a repulsive reputation by the majority of so named.

Shevella do you wanna, do you want to be my angel.

Shevella by Squrrlass April 10, 2005

shoelace 

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

shoelace by Bryce King January 23, 2011

I like your shoelaces 

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

I like your shoelaces by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012