shitbutthairry

a hairy but with shit on every hair.

Man Xavier is a shitbutthairry

by kickREDneckSISinTHROAT November 12, 2018

Shitbag broke

Being broke to the point where you feel like there is no difference between you and some random homeless guy toting around a bag of shit. I'm not talking about a shopping cart full of cans or clothes. I'm talking about a nasty ass paper bag full of corn ridden, stank ass, human shit. In essence, the homeless guy is a metaphor. He is a reflection of how you think others see you and the bag of shit represents the financial issues weighing you down.

I wanted to go to the movies but I checked my balance and realized I was Shitbag broke.
During the government shutdown, Gus had to donate plasma due to being Shitbag broke.

by lemonjuicepandafucker January 6, 2019

Shituation

A situation in which all you find is shit, whether you go left or right...
Not to be confused with Fuckedulated, which has been seen in recent headlines, relating to stars like R Kelly

Rebecca found herself in an endless shituation

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! February 24, 2019

Shituation

A pretty bad situation.

Customer: I don't have enough money with me to buy this
Chasier: That's a shituation

by WernerHU March 30, 2019

Shituation

A pretty shit situation.

Customer: I don't have enough money with me to buy this
Cashier: That's a shituation

by WernerHU March 30, 2019

shitballs

you fucked up

shitballs i fucked my dad not my brother whoops

by yummo16 May 26, 2019

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019