thats what she sayed

thats what she sayed while having sex

Voice 1: Omg its so fucking huge

Voice 2: THats what she sayed

Voice 1:Haha i love that joke

by Boner Cock Dick May 18, 2010

seed

Someone who is a legend and an all around awesome person.

That kid Robert is a seed! He's captain of the basketball team and gets all the girls. I wish I was him!

by kseed April 12, 2011

Seed

A seedy old man. Typically with greasy hair and a thin mustache, a seed is a sketchy man that likes to creep on people.

The seed on the bus stared at me all the way home, I was terrified.

by buttons01912 August 31, 2011

Seed

Someone who exhibits 'seedy' behavior, or presents themselves in a sordid demeanor.

"Ugh did you hear about James Franco?"
"Yeah, he's such a seed."

"The black outfit in Spider-Man 3 turned Peter Parker into a massive seed."

by A tribe of mortals May 18, 2014

bird seed diet

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008

Fo' sheeding my seeding

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

by big daddy April 13, 2005

SeeD

An elite mercenary force of ambiguous origin and purpose from the game Final Fantasy VIII, based in Balamb Garden as well as Galbadia Garden. Known to be led by a gunblade-toting, introverted 17-year-old virgin named Squall.

"...A SeeD? Planted in a worn-down Garden..." - Edea

by Balfdor May 13, 2007