Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

rooster bags

Bitch I bet ur here reading this. ANSWER US IN THE GROUP CHAT.

Y’all are rooster bags.

by The real Donald Dick September 28, 2022

Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.

Jacket the Rooster man is a gnarly sociopath.

by Professor_Luka June 10, 2018

Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.

It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.

by PhatFuk November 23, 2023

rooster cum

A egg not fried completely. White around the yolk

I hate having rooster cum on my eggs.

by Young at heart old in age February 2, 2023