Rapier Wit

a sharp intellect, making points so deadly they are like a french rapier sword in fencing duels

his rapier wit devastated that idiot in debate

by 0815 November 18, 2013

Reppert

A term used to describe the feeling you have after having 4 beers, shitting your pants and crying.

Dude, Alex totally was Reppert last night.

by mrhomaaa November 8, 2012

Briggs the Ripper

Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.

Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back

by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

ass raper

1)somebody who beats the shit out of someone
2)someone literally penetrating someones ass without proper preposal and acception from the ass rapee

wtf david way is a ass raper, he ass raped himself and countless others!

by s0merand0meguy January 23, 2008

bodice ripper

An historical romance where the heroine has lots of non-consensual sex, which becomes consensual. The book needs to have a gaudy cover with a woman with an extraordinarily long neck, heaving bosoms, and flowing hair, and a brooding man.

She read a couple bodice rippers every week.

by Amaranth March 29, 2004

Bowel Ripper

Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.

Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.

by Strong Swimmer May 6, 2009

ripper magoo

What Bob Menery says when he thinks someone did some cocaine.

Tiger Woods must have been with Dustin Johnson in stall four doing some RIPPER MAGOOS before this putt.

by RIPPER MAGOO May 14, 2018