italian sausage puppet show

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.

The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"

by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017

Alabama Glove Puppet

A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly

Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!

by Kavukkii March 15, 2021

Puppet on a string

Someone who thinks they are clever and is trying to stir trouble with people on the net when a truly smart user comes along and owns them in such a fashion that they apply such tactics as to get the said person to dance like a puppet on a string

That Lindsay is owned by me like she was a puppet on a string.Watch me make her dance!

by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006

Political Sock Puppet

Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.

1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is a GOP sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4. "It's Clintons fault."
5. The GOP speaks and the mouths of a thousand political sock puppets move.

Examples of people who are Political Sock Puppets are
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Bill O'reilly
George W Bush
Tony Snow
Every "Ditto-head"
Most christians
Almost all conservatives
ALmost all Republicans

by Bubba Backwater October 17, 2006

the puppet master

Fingering a passed out drunk girl in the ass to wake her up.

Bryan was in the taxi with this girl and she passed out. He gave her the puppet master to bring her to life.

by MisterGeppetto July 14, 2015

Master Of Puppets

Metallica's third album. Said to be their greatest, it is in fact overrated by critics who know nothing. Any real fan will tell you great as it may be, it is by far inferior to 'Ride The Lightning' (Metallica's second album).

A: Ah, Master Of Puppets, a complete masterpiece, greatest of the Metallica albums...

B: You are obviously a Guitar Hero Fan. Anyone who liked metal before GH3 came out will tell you 'Ride The Lightning' is better.

by Subjesus August 17, 2010

master of puppets

the song is about DAVE MUSTAINES drug addiction. if you dont know who mustaine is, youre an idiot.

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black sabbath created metal, metallica perfected it.

MetallicA was god
they are the metalligod that failed,
since they suck now
ITS SAD BUT TRUE

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005