phonosomnia

Inability to sleep due to phone activity

I haven't been sleeping very good lately ;due , to a serious cases of phonosomnia.

by mehaul b March 25, 2017

Phonogenic

Someone who naturally looks good on a phone screen, particularly when facetiming.

I was facetiming with Palmer, and she looked great. I realized that she was very phonogenic.

by Wes with one "s". May 26, 2017

Poonoodling

The act of clearing a clogged toliet using nothing but your bare hand. Originates from the fishing term "noodling", where the barehand is stuck into mudholes underwater until a fish bites and is pulled out.

Justin said he clogged the toliet, but there's no plunger in there. He must have gone "poonoodling" to clear it out.

by GDub-82 March 11, 2018

Pornobater

Someone who masturbates excessively--a minimum of 3 times per day--to porn.

Jim can't keep his eyes off of Pornhub or his hand off of his dick. What a pornobater!

by Richardjeeves March 28, 2019

porno

something I might watch (no)

porno bad

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

Pornocracy

A period in the middle ages where popes acted most unholy... Oh my!

The pornocracy in the Holy Roman Empire led to many figures in the clergy to hold great orgies in the Vatican.

by Banana Hammie December 10, 2020

ponot

Being so dyslexic or just plain stupid that you are unable to pronounce “peanut butter”

Bennett : I’m eating a peanut butter sandwich right now
Jenna: no you’re not, I know you’re allergic to ponot butter
Bennett: why do I still even try to talk to you

by LemonPopLord February 7, 2021