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professional fag

“Hey did Jeremy really start an OF?” “Yup. He’s a certified professional fag now”
by CakeB8ker September 21, 2023
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Ipswich Young Professionals

Not just young professionals in Ipswich, but the coolest people around who meetup regularly for a drink and a laugh!
Are you coming to the Ipswich young professionals group on Saturday?

No
by You_herd_the_sheep_first September 26, 2023
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Professional Bronzer

Noun

Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/

Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
'when I knew him, he was a bit pastey...but now he's grown into a good looking Professional Bronzer... good luck to him!
by TONY of SXW2 May 26, 2024
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professionally livid

The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
by Working Red Lobster February 16, 2024
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Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
by Time_Roll February 24, 2024
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professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape
by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024
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Professional Fishing

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
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