procrastimath

The act of putting off an assignment by calculating the minimum grade you need in order to achieve the desired grade in a class.

"Yeah, I'm not too worried about this paper due tomorrow. Utilizing procrastimath, I figure I only need a 50 on it to get an 85 for the class, and I'm totally cool with that."

by katyhurk December 18, 2012

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

Procrasticracy

Structure made to secure work for many by denying many more to take action, build & achieve

Inventor: HMG

Wait 8 months before you reply to three little girls application to get a approval to build a treehut. Then give a uncomprehensible answer that is not clear on whether it is a go or no go

Achievement: The new & important "Procrasticracy"

by annhen March 5, 2013

procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.

He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating

by Redbeauty November 9, 2013

Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.

John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"

by TChao November 12, 2013

procrastieat

(verb) When a person eats large amounts of food as a means of procrastination.

It may even get to the point where they are eating things they don't really like, just to avoid the thing they should be doing.

"I just finished an entire packet of biscuits in an hour and a half. Man, I must be procrastieating too hard."

"I finally realised I should do some work when I began to procrastieat things I didn't like."

by NotThatHunter December 11, 2013

Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.

Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?

by jerrie006 May 11, 2014