punching mattresses

something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?

Will: you should stop punching mattresses.

by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023

Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.

Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.

by bigboinword September 5, 2023

Poonching

punching someones cat

i just got done poonching a very hairy pussy

by blocqnn November 7, 2023

punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023

punching air

frustrated (as if having a fight with someone)
not to be confused with "air punch" or "punch the air" which have total opposite meanings (very pleased)

Person 1: *watches a video absolutely destroying Person 2's arguments* Dude, Person 2 be punching air right now.

by guy that is maybe based November 16, 2023

Punching Chilli

1) An excessive moment of self sabotage

2) An act of self 'meat'alation

"No need to punch your chilli, now you look like you're covered in shit"

"Steve you're really punching chilli here"

by Lt Cdr Data March 18, 2024

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024