phailq

A rendition of fail used by Americans. The Q is a silent one. Used to denote epic failure.

YOU ARE SUCH A PHAILQ!! = YOU ARE SUCH A PHAIL = YOU ARE SUCH A FAIL.

by nobodyyouneedtoknow August 16, 2009

phanting

1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)

1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!

2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.

by peterkz November 20, 2009

phallergy

An allergy to penis. See also feminism or lesbians.

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly has a phallergy.

by Red Scourge October 4, 2009

phalumph

independent celebratory walk that marks you as a creative free-thinker

Today...I shall go on a phalumph. Nothing clears the mind and renews the spirit like phalumping

by ListeningMan May 26, 2010

phantom jam

An office or home printer that "jams", but there is no real printer jam. A phantom jam can be extremely frustrating in re-occurrences, resulting in the urge to drop-kick the printer out the window. The movie Office Space depicts a phantom jam, where the printer in question is later destroyed.

Printer jam? There is no printer jam! Piece of **** phantom jam!

by FrostyBB July 9, 2010

Phaneuter

a well groomed female pubic area

that is one mighty fine phaneuter you have there sweety.

by Dildo rose September 30, 2012

Phantom Spiker

A male who removes a clean glass from a cupboard, rubs his genitals inside then places it back in the cupboard for an unsuspecting victim to receive a spiked drink

Angela enjoyed her spiked drink while the phantom Spiker looked on

by AKJJJNDND April 28, 2014