personality goggles

Dating someone who is ugly, but has a wonderful personality.
Similar to beer goggles.

Ashley is suffering from personality goggles because she continues to date Mike, even though Mike is hideous. Ashley continues to date him because he had a great personality.

by enaira August 20, 2006

Personality Deficit Disorder

The complete and utter absence of character. Jocks, Muscleheads and some cheerleaders suffer from PDD.

Mike-"Rob wanted to ask her out until they had a conversation."
Tom-"What happened?"
Mike-"She has personality deficit disorder!"

by Painking666 January 20, 2009

bottom personality

A guy or girl who uses 🥺🥺

peter: 🥺🥺🥺
sandra: sorry i don’t speak bottom

if you do this then you have a bottom personality

by ryerye9612 April 24, 2020

Personal Jesus

A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.

Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"

You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"

Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"

by God Johnson May 29, 2010

personality

something that you pretend to have before sex

i paid for dinner so she let me spray my personality on her face

by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 20, 2003

Split personality texter

During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.

During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."

During real interaction:

Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person

Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)

by SJJS August 10, 2010

personally attacked

To feel violated

I feel personally attacked

by Jdjdjjdnciddn November 21, 2016