penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

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Pandles

Frying pan sandles good for walking in the snow with.

-Hey Craig
-Oh hey John
-What's on your feet Craig?
-Well, these are my new PANDLES.

by Pandles November 12, 2009

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Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'

'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'

by moo girl May 25, 2012

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pendeviejo

Old person who acts and dresses like a teenager

Person1: That girl’s dad is a pendeviejo.
Person2: why?

Person1: he’s listening to Gucci Gang while dabbing

by Fiona365 January 22, 2018

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Peddler

When oatsey has a wank.

we were supposed to go to water park but Tommy had a peddler.

by Aqc5529 February 2, 2020

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Penile Vomit

Verb: A particularly strong, and often potent ejaculation of semen, typically dispensed from teh penis, onto the face of a (preferably) female cumcepticle.

Derrivation: See dick spit

The word cannot and should not be used as a noun. Ever, lest ye die, as outlined by holy doctrines of teh second son of Jupiter.

Cassius: I was puss-fucking Alexia the other night, when I'd finished with her lower frontal cock cabinet I sprayed penile vomit into her face, bitch was furious dude!

Demetrius: Epic lolz @ her face.

Cassius: I know dude, I sex-pwnd that fuck/cum-recepticle. I even took a photo an sent it to that ho's mom.

Demetrius: You iz one sick cunt-punisher!

Cassius: Tru fax.

by noiizntgotbttnxfraxingbtch December 20, 2010

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