My wife

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please

My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!

by I hate Stuart little December 18, 2018

My ass

The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you

Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass

by Your friend next door down March 19, 2019

my bitch

typically used as a girlfriend thing.

This your bitch?
Yeah, she's my bitch.

by dontaskmynameeee January 4, 2022

my friend

1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.

1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"

by Jack324 January 20, 2009

My pussy

Something a girl says when she's horny

OHHHHHHHHHH MY PUSSY HURTS PLZ FUCK ME NOW DOBBY!!!!!!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

my mom

a phrase commonly used by a character in the show " Regular Show ", that character is named " Muscle Man " a friend of the main characters " Mordecai " and " Rigby "

guess who doesn't take a shower "my mom"

by darwinCx March 21, 2019

my forever

1. Someone you see a bright future with.
2. One you wish the spend the rest of your life with like " your boyfriend or girlfriend
3. Your happy ever after

Martins is "my forever'
'My forever'is secured by my new lover.

by Ama berry December 19, 2016