Muff Cabage

Its a Jersey Thing

What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing

by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004

No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

MUFF DIVER

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

by BF Deal July 31, 2009

Muffcake

Its a cupcake and a muffin combined together. Scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.

The boy bragged about having a muffcake and she did not.

by Bandie4ever October 6, 2010

Muff weasel

A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.

Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary

by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004

Mufeez

A kind warm hearted boy with only positive vibes to offer. WIll help you out in any situation and will always be there for you! Don't take the mufeez in your life for granted !!

I don't know how i will reach home yaar,..
it's ok mufeez will drop you !

by chicken fajita April 12, 2019