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Molestache

Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.
John sure looks like a child molester now that his molestache has filled in.
by Mike Nosty May 5, 2016
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molesting jellyfish

a sexy jellyfish that is blue ad gets laid every night with your mummy
omg mum are you riding that molesting jellyfish?!?!
by jelly rapest November 26, 2016
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molester mom

The mother of the group who is for some reason attracted to other members body's
She keeps talking about my ass she's a real molester mom
by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017
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MOLESTERGATE

The act of a pedophile weighing options on which child pray to molest.
That dirty old pedophile is molestergateingthose children . He has been running the mostlergation for weeks! And the main mostergated child became petafullishish.
And the pedophile said to the child as they were walking into the forest "you think you're scared I got to walk out of here alone!"
by Jimber N ambee January 30, 2018
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molesturbates

When you molest the shit out of the other persons genitals
Come here baby, let me molest you why I masturbate to your molesturbates
by Unicornaqua May 15, 2018
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molestrial

means molesting a extraterrestrial without consent from there mamma in conclusion inappropriate touching with no consent phone the mother fucking FBI !
molestrial is the way forward i did that shit to a mother fucking alien last night an that mother fucker cumed all over my mums sheet not doing that one again
by SpeedyWineBox94 October 14, 2018
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molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty
Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*
by koka_kola December 11, 2019
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