Skip to main content

modern warfare 2

the greatest fuckin game eva fuckin made
by ricannigga January 15, 2010
mugGet the modern warfare 2 mug.

This Modern World

The shittiest webcomic ever, from a moonbat.
This Modern World is bullshit. It calls the US Soldiers dumb, believes in retarded conspiracy theories, and other meaningless moonbat drivel. I wonder if Tom Tomorrow is the gay lover of Kim Jong-Il.
by OLOL January 18, 2007
mugGet the This Modern World mug.

Post Modernist Syndrome

A disease that usually infects people born into Upper Class Families or kids born in the very late 20th century in the western world. PMS often times includes the following symptoms
• Entitlement
• An Ignorance of Economics and how the world works
• Lack of any of the 8 fundamental Survival Skills
• absence of any type of spirituality

• Rampant Substance Abuse
• Promiscuous Sex Life
• Thinks the Government can solve society’s problems.
•. Politically Correct
White People = Bad
•. Uses Subjective References like Snopes to back ideology or worldview

• Uses Idiotic Insults such as Racist or Incel to justify their destructive lifestyle.

Post Modernists ideal goal is to end human suffering, but they fundamentally don’t and never will understand that people develop and grow through trials of hardship and pain. It’s quite amusing to anyone that has more than a spinal cord for a brain that PM’s think college debt and private health care is a crisis. They could be that guy on YouTube who is starving in Africa and forces himself to eat Sand to survive. First World Problems though...
Zachary: Dude! Emily is a beautiful girl!... but wtf is up with her whack statuses on Facebook?
Martin: Post Modernist Syndrome man... she thinks women are enslaved and that White people are inherently evil.
Zachary: Wow... that’s a shame. Guess that’s another miserable old cat lady that will consistently blame the man and Free Market for her awful decisions.
Martin: No responsibility or accountability today man, damn shame.
by TheWittyWhiteMale December 1, 2019
mugGet the Post Modernist Syndrome mug.

Modern Warfare 2

Possibly the best game man has ever seen
Guy 1 : Hey , wanna play Modern Warfare 2 at my house ?

Guy 2 : Dont you mean the best game the world has seen !
by deoiscool May 10, 2010
mugGet the Modern Warfare 2 mug.

post-modern neo feminist

A feminist who’s still obsessed with boy bands and the color pink
James: “Omg that girl is a raging feminist, I think she might be a lesbian.”
Katy: “No she’s just a post-modern neo feminist.”
by cassadia April 30, 2022
mugGet the post-modern neo feminist mug.

modern dance

grown men in questionable clothing, flailing around like they are having a seizure.
two men danced on stage to win the heart of a robot.
by john harris February 17, 2004
mugGet the modern dance mug.

modern art

Just about anything you like today is modern art. Video games, movies, music, etc. But the way people stereotype modern art seems to be about abstract art. So I'll explain abstract art.

The most misunderstood form of visual art. The passive art audience will say abstract art is meaningless because all it is is a bunch of meaningless shapes and colors and that anybody can do it. Yes, anybody can do abstract art by throwing paint on a canvas but not many are actually good at it. That's like saying anybody can make abstract noise out of a guitar, very few are actually really good at it. It takes a sensitive and trained eye to know good marks and good brush strokes and composition just like music. Just like listening to abstract music from an instrument. And no, not anyone could throw paint on a canvas and make tons of money off of it. If that were the case everyone would be rich and famous and there are very few rich and famous abstract artist out there today. Only people who were the first at what they did are really famous. People know nothing about this art form and still judge it out of ignorance, they haven't done a single bit of research and think they know everything about abstract art and what it means. I could say Jimmy Page is a pretentious hipster because he makes a bunch of non sensical sounds out of a guitar and I don't know what they mean. The purpose of abstract art is not always to interpret the meaning for himself. There is such thing as bad abstract art and good abstract art. People who hate abstract art are normally hypocrits because they whine about modern abstract art yet they go on to enjoy other forms of abstract art like it's normal. Music is an abstract form of art, beats and guitars, and sound is meaningless. Design is abstract where shape, color, form, composition is abstract. Compositional shots in film is abstract, there is color, space, etc. Just about anything designed is abstract. Look at a nice car that you like for instance, it's the shapes and colors that please your eyes. Look at anything artificial that you think looks good, it is still the shape, color, form, composition that pleases the eye not the fact that it is an object. A painting is still an object, it doesn't always have to represent anything. That's like me saying why is your car red? what does it mean? why are there different shapes on your car, it makes no sense. Look at all the buildings all around you, look at all the things around you, there is abstract elements that look good everywhere. Some will go as far as saying abstract art is actually from analyzing and object where the origin of the abstract is actually an object being abstracted. Also consider the concepts put into abstract art.
Dumb people think they know everything about abstract art or modern art just sound stupid because they contradict everything they say. If anybody could make millions off of abstract art go prove it and try it for yourself. go throw some paint on a canvas and tell me how far you will make it. are you as smart as you sound? If you're smart you'd be making millions not a shit wage you have now by throwing paint on a canvas.
by eazy-X April 29, 2008
mugGet the modern art mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email