Mathias

MATHIAS got a bigger dick than everybody else, he is very cool, the best person in the world and he loves McDonalds.

Person: I got a big dick
Person2 No sorry, Mathias Got the biggest dick in the world.

by Midtnix June 3, 2019

Mathusha

Mathusha is sexy and also a very smart person. She’s got that don’t give a f attitude but her heart is gold. Not a whore but somehow tends to be amazing in bed. Make her happy and you’ll be fulfilled of goodness

We all need a Mathusha in our lives !

by BadIsTheLeast February 1, 2020

Mathilde

Feminin version of the apostle Matthieu

Mathilde has 3 siblings : Jean, Luc and Carole

by Skittles extra pillow August 1, 2020

Math is easy

the fucking meaning of "math is easy" is that the phrase itself is sarcastic and its used for fucking tryhard teachers to try to pursuade students to be in love at math

teacher: Math is easy!
Me: yo mike thats bullshit right
Mike: yep thats straight up gay

by Mr. Bruh Ph.D August 12, 2020

Matais

The shy yet caring person that you will meet. He usually has headphones on, but when you talk to him he has all of your attention.

This kind soul will be as loyal as a dog never to leave your side at all times.

He mostly watches romcom anime, but they're so obvious to the harem that they have going on.

"There goes Matais" said the girl

by MoonGem April 22, 2021

Matisse

Someone I’m simping for that’s in my grade. He always stares at me, gets exited when imma talk to him but in front of ppl, he says that I poked him in the eye with a pencil and that I bully him

Girl 1: he is such a matisse

by Depressedwoman May 29, 2021

matis matas

very hot and tall man who gets all the boys and is totally not gay

Guy 1: Doesn't Matis just look like a snack?
Guy 2: Nah hes a full meal

Scenario 2

Guy 1: Matis looks so delectable right now
Guy 2: Don't say that out loud what if Alessandro hears you

Matis Matas is a very hot man indeed

by matias§12114 October 31, 2021