Mass Media Conspiracy

The theory that the minority of people in control of the masses use the media as a tool to keep them from questioning the reality that is presented to them ultimately preventing rebellions and feeding the addiction of power, control, and manipulation of mankind's destiny, perversion.

ultimate evil.

Mass media Conspiracy consists of a group of soulless evil addicts that lack any morality and are lost in materialism keeping the human consciousness from fullfilling it's potential. examples consist of the government, closed minded religions, public radio, american news stations, reality tv, authority, technology, fashion,legal and illegal drugs,celebrity gossip,mindless self indulgence and just flat out evil.

be above the influence people. just say no to the mass media.

by thinking man's prophet November 27, 2010

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...

Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.

by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 9, 2003

weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

The only phrase that you can remember coming out of George W. Bush's mouth.

George W. Bush: Weapons of mass destruction.

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

Law of Conservation of Mass

The Law of Conservation of Mass states that sluts will always change form into another form of slut. The slut content is conserved.

Guy 1: Everyone thinks Romana is a sweet little angel.

Guy 2: But I heard she likes to get her mouth girded by multiple men and dreams of gangbangs.
Guy 1: Wasn't she a monogamous good girl in the past into 'only' anal and bondage before?
Guy 2: Law of Conservation of Mass. Nothing to see here.

by Eric Kazinsky October 11, 2015

Mass times Acceleration

Force

Force=Mass Times Acceleration

by Little terry April 26, 2010