Marko

A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.

-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko

by Nyphrend May 1, 2019

Makoni

A tall and handsome man with a big dick and a shining smile, not the smartest but one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet in you life. They know how to treat women and the strongest of them all.

Oh my god, Makoni just walked by, I love him.

I wanna get fucked by the guy Makoni.

Why is Makoni so handsome, just fuck me already!!!!!

by Queen Lorena PERIODTT May 20, 2019

Marko

"Marko" means when life is on pause or you live like ppl use to before christ.

You live like"marko"

by IFzzor April 11, 2019

markos

markos isn’t really popular but he has something about him that makes all the girls fall in love with him. he is really funny and loves to play video games. he is super generous and nice to people too.

person 1: i cant tell if markos likes me, he’s so charming and nice!
person 2: you know he’s dating hannah right?
person 3: no they broke up yesterday maybe it’s my chance!
person 4: no i like him!

by siptheteasis April 14, 2019

Marlon

Nemo's dad, misspelled by a Tumblr user by the name of "neongreenpissstream" which angered this now defunct account, and made him lash at the account that used this term, captioned-vines, which captioned the vine in which Dory says "I put a whole lot of jelly beans up my ass."

"NEMO'S DAD? YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?!?!"

by Hardstuck Internet April 26, 2019

marionah

Marionah is a very dopey girl girl and smart and is outgoing and is a jealous type...and love to do dares

Marionah is funny

by Rebecca gheeee July 24, 2019

Marlon Murray

An individual who loves the Cosby’s, and can not control himself because he’s a retard.
He also cripwalks down the block with his nigga Landon and they rob Dunkin donut employees.

Person 1: “I heard Marlon Murray is mad at you dude”
Person 2: “guess I’m dead then”

by Ayalanews89 September 24, 2019