Malcolm'd

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.

Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.

by Laz November 23, 2004

malcolm in the middle

noun: slang term for vagina

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008

malc

A hypothesisor,
One who predicts the future,
A Preacher of the truth

Also,

SOMEONE GAY THAT LISTENS TO GAY MUSIC LIKE AVRIL LAVINGE AND LIAM LYNCH THE ONLY FUCKEN MUSIC IS NIRVANA SO FUC OFF, YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR A MOSQUITO A LAMBITO YERRRRRRRRR. MALCOLM IS A GAY SCIENCE GUY FUCKKKKK YERRRRRRR, BANDS I LIKE< BANDS I LIKE FLOME FLOME FLOME see see flome. MALCOLM CAN BE FOUND PLAYING COMPUTER LIKE A GIMP NOT FLOME THOUGH I JUST BE TRIPPING WITH ME HOMIES YERRRRRR FLOOOOMMMMMEEE. MALCOLM IS SO GAY HE WON'T SMOKE HALF SMOKED BUTTS ON THE GROUND FUCK HES GAY!

I wish Nirvana wrote a song "Smells like Flome" or "Malc is gay" that would be AWESOME. The manager said they couldn't write one "Smells like Flome" cause they would have no audience.

by 401 September 10, 2003

Malcarne

whiny insecure boy-girl that can't handle life

Wow, look at that Malcarne crying over spilled milk.

by Anonymous January 6, 2005

Malcolm

The Black X's bouncers put on underage people at nightclubs with permanent marker. Used to indicate "underage or w/o ID" With respect to Malcolm X.

The bouncer proceeded to draw a black X on the back of my hands after I failed to produce an ID. I immediately went into the bathroom to wash off the Malcolm. No offense Malcolm X, but a white, underage Bro needs nothing to do with you tonight.

by man of steele June 4, 2011

malc

The inventor of Flome

{DF} Flome

by malc September 8, 2003

Malcolm X

Slang term for Ecstasy.

I just hit some Malcolm X

or

I just went out with Malcolm X for a while

by Jon January 14, 2005