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Cartoon logic

Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish
“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship

Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
by spicy mayo August 23, 2020
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logical lozz

A logical lozz is a creature whose life is riddled with mistakes, but uses his logic to overcome these problems with amazingly logical ideas.

Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.
A logical lozz scenario:

"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"

OR

"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"

OR

"The third car was fine until I crashed it"
by Lozz! September 27, 2009
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Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016
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Jamie logic

A fact or belief that is remodeled into a new reality, to the benefit of the authority that has implemented such decree.
I just bought this apple for one dollar isn’t that great? Yeah it is, so happy you got a great deal!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
by Patty b February 6, 2021
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Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
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Stoff Logic

Thoughts or ideas that make no logical sense and often contradict themselves.
Retard: Tin cans are made of aluminum

Black Guy: Dat's some Stoff Logic right dere!
by PinkiePieMLP October 7, 2012
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Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.
Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.
by Arcxxus February 6, 2022
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