Hades Johnson

A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed

Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!

by Buffsky March 18, 2021

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Serayia johnson

She will fight for her friends. She always has a man and her ass is massive watch out for hair because she will kick your ass🤐🤐🤐

Serayia johnson has great hair

by Ceeamani27 February 19, 2019

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Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫

Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush

Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍

by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022

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ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

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Shawn Johnson

A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.

omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.

by omgshesmawafi October 19, 2008

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Gus Johnson

The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.

"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"

-Gus Johnson

by Angryfarmer April 19, 2011

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