by jangothreat June 19, 2009
Also known as Jersey Swerve. Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Slash on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Slash on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Slash on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
by Palmerstone May 12, 2008
a blow job.
best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.
3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.
Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!
by FELDMANNN January 15, 2010
the most badass city on the east coast. home of the greatest school in the world, st peters prep who kill everyone else in sports. jersey city is mad cheaper than nyc, and has so many more cool people.
by JCNJ December 21, 2006
Parts of Central Jesrey are an hour and fifteen minutes frim NYC, but much of it is much closer. I'm a proud Central Jersey girl and my hometown is only 35 minutes from NYC. Did you guys forget that Middlesex County is part of Central Jersey. It is, however, correct to say that Central Jersey is THE BEST part of this great state!
Joe: How long does it take to get from Central Jersey into Port Authority?
Ed: Well that depends. With no traffic you'll be there in 35 minutes from exit 9.
Ed: Well that depends. With no traffic you'll be there in 35 minutes from exit 9.
by CJG April 30, 2006
no, it is not dirty, nor do we say joisey. but no one here should lie and say we dont have lots of malls or live off of an exit of the highway, we all do. jersey girlos DONT have big hair or look like trash. we have awesome emo and punk bands, many local, which are the best kind. so please, if youre gonna criticize jersey, at least make snese, oh and make sure your state isnt worse. most are.
person from midwest: oh youre from jersey? you must be dirty, im sorry.
jersey person: yeah, well at least i dont smell like cows, and i know what a building taller than 2 stories looks like!
jersey person: yeah, well at least i dont smell like cows, and i know what a building taller than 2 stories looks like!
by im from jersey, so what? April 28, 2005