hoseteaser 

basically a cocktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.

see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"

hoseteaser by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011

Die Toten Hosen

Awesome German hard rock band, been around since '80s actually. Roughly translates to, "The Dead Pants". Compared to Rammstein or Oomph, they are a bit lighter but still hold their own and are quite popular. You can see their T-shirts and such once in awhile on popular band members here in the U.S. A lot of videos, check them out.

Schon Sein, many others, Die Toten Hosen

Die Toten Hosen by Malibu times 2 October 23, 2013

hosebait 

An individual or organization that is not worth the time you spent reading this definition; akin to douche bag or queerbait. Alludes to an individual with a propensity to wantonly attract a specific male member (hence the hose). Can be used well when shouting in traffic, describing people that obviously didn't get the ubiquitous memo, or in any appropriate expression of displeasure or poor taste.

"Shoot me in the face. This hosebait in the LeBaron can't effing drive."
"J.J. Redick is one crazay hosebait."

hosebait by Maestro_ELD December 28, 2005

Lightning Hoses

Spark plug wires

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.

Lightning Hoses by bas1563 February 6, 2021

hoser

Hoser: (n) Canadian hockey derogatory term that is similar to the American "idiot" or "loser". It is derived from the pre-zamboni days, where the LOSING team would have to hose down the ice after the game.

Snack on that for lunch, you frickin hoser!

hoser by hot22 May 20, 2007

hoseokivr 

hoseokivr is easily the best hobi stan and no one can deny it 🤣⁉️

“hoseokivr isnt the best hobi stan”

stage one: denial

hoseokivr by namjooniesthunderthighs September 6, 2021

louisiana hosepipe 

The act of spraying fiery hot dierhia into a lovers mouth while pissing an wanking at the same time.

Joe Louisiana hosepiped Abby last night and she returned the favor with a glass bottom boat.

louisiana hosepipe by peg master pace June 22, 2014