erectionarian

somebody who knows a little too much about pornography

bro is an erectionarian

by erectman March 10, 2023

Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.

This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!

by anonymous May 25, 2023

cerectional facility

A slammer where they send perpetually-horny dudes who display frequent "obvious" arousals between their legs.

To avoid being sent to a cerectional facility, I wear an abdominal cup whenever I have to venture out in public where I'm likely to see voluptuous scantily-clad women; this way, da entire front of my pants bulges out in a huge rounded protrusion while my dick can invisibly rise and fall freely inside da cup's hollow interior, and so it appears to observers like I am merely afflicted with bloated intestines.

by QuacksO July 2, 2023

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

erectionist

A person, probably someone who was assigned male at birth, who stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

“The Erectionist proudly displayed horned hat atop the Speaker’s podium.”

by jdiddy-yo May 21, 2024

hermotional

Misandrist women are "hermotional": ((adj) describing a fragile woman-child’s display of emotions that he’s been taught by the feminism are only acceptable if expressed in the form of man-bashing.

This herpathy is so hermotional.

by nigglegreg May 25, 2024

Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase

Erection correction

by Feenix79 June 2, 2024