Heff

Hawght...Not! JK. Hurts himself a lot! Really likes girls! Says hot is physical, beautiful is looks! Has brown hair and dark eyes! Wears American Eagle. Has an awesome necklas. Plays Soccer and Basketball! Has one best friend named Tay. "Thats straighter than I am, Oh wait." That was a quote if you hadn't noticed. Tall, athletic, FUNNY, likes to check out girls A LOT. Major Flirt. NOT A PERV.

don ask me that question, i won't answer you Heff .

by lil ball of fun May 29, 2008

Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.

2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.

"Wow, Mary Beth is such a hypocrite! What a fat heffer!"

by Just Some Bitch April 17, 2014

Heffer

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 6, 2016

heiferious

heavier than a fat cow. adjective.

"I am feeling heiferious today, i must have pms"

by StephC December 13, 2008

heiferfest

A group of people in which the LARGE majority of the memebers, particuarly the females, are fat.

That party was a heiferfest! So, we cut out quick!

by climberstephen February 8, 2008

Heiferretta

An irrelevant person or thing

Why dis heiferretta looking at me?

by Cuteboy97 February 5, 2019

HefferZ84

on xbox live, the gamertag of the most awesome player ever. hint: it's me

-"dude, i wuz playin' halo 2 yestudday, an' i got kicked by hefferz84"
-"sweet"

by walrus_monger_xlgl December 27, 2004