Hatchet Head

Drunk, Wasted, intoxicated to the max. On the fire water.

Boy, Rick was super fucking hatchet head after drinking all that 4Loko.

by Yo Chill March 30, 2011

Bay-hatch

Noun, A disrespectful address of a Michael Bay fan. From the English, BITCH.

Syn. cunt, English.

“How can you think Michael Bay is a good director? Your such a god damn Bay-hatch.”

by Dr_super_pimp April 28, 2006

J-Hatch

1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail

1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"

by MerBer May 20, 2008

Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.

*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"

by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008

hatch

two brows one

that patch of hair that turns two eyebrows into one

You need to shave that hatch so you don't look like bert

by lightning lightning July 7, 2008

Hatecht

hate·cht

Slang for a moment of great frustration and anger.

"I'm so hatecht that I just lost that 1v1 in Fortnite!!!"

by Keck & Brad May 30, 2018

hatechabro

Hatechabro is a phrase used in cases when someone does something shitty and/or annoying that makes your blood boil. Originated from the Ten Minute Podcast with Bryan Callen, Chris D'Elia and Will Sasso.

Hey Bryan. I don't wanna do this, but you're making me issue a hatechabro.

by River Pig January 31, 2020