Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.
Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!
by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011
Get the Hung Like a Hamster mug.v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
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by brenden z. July 23, 2006
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.
"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.
"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"
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by scodder August 8, 2010
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Josh: A bit like a chimp?
Martin: No, more like a hamster.
Josh: What, like a turbo hamster?
Josh: A bit like a chimp?
Martin: No, more like a hamster.
Josh: What, like a turbo hamster?
by Beadle September 29, 2003
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Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.
by Skip Anderson April 9, 2008
Get the hamstering mug.-Another name for the infamous V-tec engine in many Hondas.
-Hamster-tech is used to show the generally weak output given off by the V-tec engine, mainly in Honda Civics.
-The V-tec engine is over-rated, and linked to having the power output equivallent to a few hamsters or other small rodents.
-Hamster-tech is used to show the generally weak output given off by the V-tec engine, mainly in Honda Civics.
-The V-tec engine is over-rated, and linked to having the power output equivallent to a few hamsters or other small rodents.
by razorx October 18, 2003
Get the hamster-tech mug.(adj.) of poor quality or mediocre build; can be used to describe various different things, especially internet connection
Will: "Yeah I don't think that I'll be on Xbox Live tonight."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."
by Will Smithers January 1, 2011
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