guidovic

A multicellular organism that spreads through your cyberlife presenting symptoms of pain and irritation similar to a bad rash. Like a cyber version of a guidouche which is a pussie/douchebag combo.

That guys is all over my facebook wall like a guidovic

by dbbshr June 24, 2010

guypolar

A mental disorder in which a woman is attracted to a different many each day. Most women are unaware of the disorder but people associated with her will notice and become very irritated. The disorder is most active between ages 12-35 and simmers down after that. People who suffer from guypolar have commitment issues and can not maintain a longterm relationship. Symtoms of guypolar are anger, confusion, attention seeker, loud, and extra flirtatious. People who suffer from guypolar tend to lead men on and are a big tease.

guypolar freak

by CLOUSEAUNATOR May 16, 2011

Guido

a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.

did you see that guido? Yeah dude back in the day they used to call them gypsys.

by tss011 September 11, 2011

Guido Smirk

When a douchebag looks as though he's done nothing wrong.

"That guy just guido smirked after cutting me off in traffic!"

by m0dizzle October 5, 2012

Guidochaun

Someone who is a mixture of Irish and Italian. He/She will be able to tan even though they have a freckly Irish complexion. They will know how to cook Chicken Parm as well as Shepherd's Pie. They will often get drunk on red wine and/or annisette and Guinness and/or Jamison's Whiskey. Guidochaun's are often CrAzY drunks that will get into lots of trouble while intoxicated.

You know that guy Giovanni O'Neal that got arrested for riding a tiger from the zoo down the center of Market St the last time we all got drunk? He's a real Guidochaun.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2011

Gaydon

This is a person that resembles ed Harris and is a complete fag

Levi: hey Brian look it's ed Harris standing by the bus stop!!" Brian: nah that's just a fucking gaydon!"

by Super jo jo and friends January 3, 2017

gundogan

A fart thrown with the hand, named after German footballer İlkay Gündoğan. The cupped fart is commonly delivered with a lob rather than a traditional throw, into the face of an unsuspecting victim. The act itself is known as lobbing a gundogan.

Chad, did you just lob a gundogan at me?

by Billy of the Rot January 9, 2020