eat grass

Going outside, away from the internet.

Same as "to touch grass".

Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.

I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad

Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it

by Olety December 5, 2021

bottle of grass

Female pubic hair shaped to the likeness of a bottle or similar cylindrical object.

Carl - Go to Mrs. Mosley and pull down her pants; put your face in her bottle of grass.

by SA03 March 27, 2009

Cunt in the Grass

a crafty mother fucker that you suspects of being up to some shifty shit

"I'm not sure we should rely on him?"
"Why not?"
" You know Harry; he can be a right cunt in the grass."

by GET MONEY GET PAID!!! December 16, 2009

Grass Transplant

The serious need to go smoke some marijuana.

The ideas from the white cloud were flowing after I had a grass transplant.

by Kbud November 27, 2007

cutting the grass

When you're selling marijuana and someone steals your sales, they are cutting your grass.

Jimmy sold John an OZ and now I have to beat him up for cutting the grass

by southvalley August 22, 2018

Mow The Grass

to get the first hit of a freshly packed bowl.

I'm always happy to mow the grass, i try to burn as much of it as i can because screw everyone else.

by Lueckman January 7, 2015

grass fairy

n. fagball player that dances on a soccer field and kicks a soccer ball

look at that grass fairy fucking that other guy in da butt.

by SuperCameron April 5, 2003