gomestyle

Anything that just doesn't flow properly. A strange moving object, or person. A situation that hasn't a good ending.

Damn, Luke's helicopter flies terribly gomestyle.
Have you ever noticed that Justin walks all gomestyle?
I can't believe you wrecked your shit, that is so gomestyle.

gomestyle by Shibrick April 1, 2007

Gomer's Pile 

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

Gomer's Pile by jump the shark December 28, 2011

You've been gnomed 

You've been gnomed is a video on the internet, of a gnome saying "You've been gnomed!". It started to become popular in November and December of 2018. To gnome someone, you either send them an image of the gnome, or send them the video. There are many other ways to gnome people, too.

Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho hee hee ha! Hello me old chum! I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED!

You've been gnomed by itsyaboypingu March 6, 2019

geometry 

1-the most terrible class ever invented. 2-a great wayy to fuck up your GPA
3-another way for teachers to make you feel like an even bigger dumbass then you really are
4-the most pointless form of math ever invented!

omg i'm so excited to go to geometry.it's an awesome way to fuck up my life!

geometry by %^ May 11, 2009

gomertose 

unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.

"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."

gomertose by pantybanditvictim March 6, 2009

gnom

A toothless light gnawing, nibbling with the lips or gums only etc.

*Gnoms on someones hair*. The baby gnommed on a teether.

gnom by Hebz0r August 13, 2006

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007