Shoot the Gap

This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...

"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"

But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..

This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.

Oh, I missed...I missed...Stan, I'm so sorry. I couldn't shoot the gap.

by GeorgeStephanopolos March 11, 2011

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Pay gap

Doesn't exist

Feminists: FUCK MEN! GO VEGAN! GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT! PAY GAP IS A PROBLEM!
Normal people: Get laid you fat loser

by 8we6oqd4wq May 02, 2020

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Gap Discipline

Defensive football players conciousiously not allowing holes for players like Adrian Peterson to rush right on through

Ah man that was terrible Gap Discipline ipine, he ran right through them

by Thecoolestguyontheplanet October 06, 2009

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tooth gap

a space between a person teeth, best cleaned with a pool noodle.

man im really self conscious of my tooth gap

by derrek_dickholder January 02, 2017

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Zap A Gap

Gods gift to man. Everything Krazy glue wishes it was. Able to glue anything you want back together. It can also be used as a form of liquid band aid on cuts. the possibilities are endless

1.
Man 1: OH SHIT i just broke your hella expensive china
Man 2: Its fine nothing a little zap a gap cant fix.

2.
Construction worker 1: DUDE HELP ME I JUST CUT MY FINGER OFF.
Construction worker 2. Have no fear with a little zap a gap we'll have your finger back together in no time

by Doow Narik February 19, 2009

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