wazzy-fuzzit

woman who has shaved days before encountering sexual behavior

damn that pussy was good but she had wazzy-fuzzit and it left a mark

by purinsimple December 7, 2006

fuzz monkey

The Australian term for a pig.

Bloody fuzz monkeys! Would you like a donut?

by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

fozzicated

to be such a state where you tend to repeat the phrases "you know what?", "hello..." and "okay." you also tend to smell of cheap liquor and hookers all while slamming objects around in the kitchen as your room mate sits in his room terrified explaning the fozzy behavior downstaris to little wifey.

"he dissapeared for two hours and came back all FOZZICATED. smelling like alcohol, asking the same questions over and over."

"he was really FOZZICATED last night , he smeared the chocolate cake all over his face while saying "okay" as loud as he could. Naturally I got no sleep."

"all of a sudden i was awoken by a huge bang downstairs and I knew he was FOZZICATED."

"he is always FOZZICATED, I would rather take my chances with I See You."

by Fozzy's Bitch October 2, 2008

fuzz pocket

An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.

Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.

Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.

Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.

by faulpelz May 5, 2009

fazzina'd

a act of getting tea badgged by a person with hairy nuts

gross there is a pubic hair in my eye from getting fazzina'd

by mostuneed February 1, 2010

Fruzzing

An obscure sexual act found mostly in the Western Caribbean, "fruzzing" is the utilization of immature or deceased rays (ie: stingrays, other members of the ray family) to elicit sexual pleasure by insertion of the "tail" into the anus. The tails are coated with a lubricant/jelly (traditionally made from nut oils) to protect the tender rectal flesh, although injuries are still very common. This practice seems to be primarily seen in underground sex clubs, where fruzzing is performed for the benefit of tourists; it is unclear how many people actually perform this type of act in their own home. Fruzzing is beginning to get more attention from local authorities and animal rights activists alike.

Fruzzing has led to serious injury and even death by perforating the rectum.

by Bulgar Wheat April 4, 2010

fizzical sex

noun: mind blowing feeling of overwhelming pleasure and happiness resulting from powerful and energetic sexual activity causing elevated highly heart rate, heavy breathing, and acute sensory stimulation

The fizzical sex they had together made him feel like he had just taken a rocket ride through the solar system.

by pPOSH October 16, 2010