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Florida International University

FIU or Florida International University, is a public research university in Miami, Florida. It is one of the largest universities in the United States, and is highly-ranked in many areas such as Business, Law and Architecture. Their athletic teams are named the "Golden Panthers", and play on many on-campus venues, such as FIU Stadium, home of the Golden Panthers football team.
Kyle is originally from New York, but he moved to Miami to attend prestigious Florida International University.
by FIUpanther February 29, 2008
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Florida Gators

Best football team in the SEC conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. Always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.
God Himself supports the Florida Gators because the sky is Blue and the sun is Orange.
by AnonJudicator September 7, 2009
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Florida

Oh god, my current home state. If you live there, either a small town in the south, or Melbourne and surrounding towns is the only decent plae where you won't be called a hick. I have to do to the rest of this wasteland for some cheerleading compititions, and I feel like I'll get shot. Trailer parks dominate most of the state, and the other half is the coast line full of condos, which are full of old people. If your not poor then you probably live in a private community (i.e. maybe a gate, definatly deffrently labeled neighborhoods) and go to one of the 485639670 different schools that you could be zoned for, even if someone living closer to it than you is going to a different one. Because just about every single child abduction yu see in the news is from Florida, the cops get every 13-year-old girl grounded because they decide them walking home at 6pm is dangerous, and they need a ride home. (I should know it happened twice in the last two weeks.) If you drive here, you've been pulled over at least once a month for no apparent reason for at least the last year. Every kid gets sprayed with the "RECLAIMED WATER" (shit water sprinklers) going to the bus stop. About 80% of every one ages 10-50 smokes daily, and not legally either. What do we do for fun? Wandering around aimlessly in outdoor malls at 10pm or getting drunk off your ass every night is pretty much all there is to do. Emo kids and "skaters" run the town. Pretty much everyone's parents are divorced, half the kids live with their grandparents, and the other half live in the shitty army housing. Everyone steals makeup from target, and the rich kids wear abercrombie and drink starbucks. You probably know people that shoplift as a hobby. Just call the kids white trash and wish you didn't live here. Fat sunburned tourist ruin the summer, but where the hell are you supposed to go?

NOBODY FROM FLORIDA, LIKES FLORIDA.
East Coast Kid= "OMG SO HOW MUCH FUN WAS IT LIVING IN FLORIDA!?
Florida Kid= "It was full of burnouts and single parents, why?"
East Coast Kid= "What? Didn't you go to Disney every day?!"
Florida Kid= "You would think. No, I had to spend my time pretending to be interested in the bag of weed my 'friend' bought from his father."
East Coast Kid= "Ew..."
Florida Kid= "Tell me about it."
by kccc=] July 16, 2007
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Florida

The 27th State and sounthernmost stae. Has the best taxes, people, fishing, weather, produce, and evertythign else. Has everyt type of weather, except for snow, has every tyep of land, and everything else. The most best and diverse stste in the union. Florida also has the best roads in the nation.
I love Florida, it's the BEST!
by EJ Rankin February 8, 2004
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Florida

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???Whadyahsay, sonny?
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
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floridiot

Annoying people from Florida (most of the state's population) which insist on traveling to other places like the mountains or cooler places in order to get away from the heat/humidity of their home state, and quite obviously have every intention of annoying the locals wherever they go. Sometimes Floridiots move to other places, but eventually they leave thankfully. Floridiots can't drive worth a shit but most places reluctantly put up with them during summer months. Floridiots are generally not allowed to leave their home state outside of June-August, and if they insist on visiting other places they should quickly spend their money and leave. Vehicles with Florida license plates should also be avoided on the road.
"What a surprise, the speed limit is 55 but that Floridiot went around a mild curve going 20MPH."
by doopy462 August 14, 2013
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Dumb Florida Moron

Something Tommy Vercetti says in the video game GTA Vice City.

(Obviously a Northerner making fun of Southerners.)
*Pedestrian drives car into Pole*

Tommy Vercetti: Dumb Florida Moron
by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020
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