Internet Fever

feeling unable to get off the internet or having the extreme eagerness to go on the internet.

(Matt): "Fuck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new porn."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."

by alexx017 October 22, 2010

Maple Fever

When an American citizen (usually male) has feelings for a Canadian

Hey Kevin do you have maple fever because that's just weird

by Mheff_31 November 8, 2015

Urban Dictionary Fever

When a person does absolutely nothing but look at definitions on Urban Dictionary. There is no cure for Urban Dictionary Fever; the infected suffer until they pass out from dehydration or exhaustion. (They also tend to soil themselves because they don’t get up to go to the bathroom.)

Mike: Dude, all Jason’s been doing for the last 14 hours is reading definitions on Urban Dictionary, and he smells like shit.

Matt: I think he has Urban Dictionary Fever.

Mike: Sick dude.

by Dewit May 14, 2009

Facebook Fever

When you open up a new internet browser and without meaning to, you type in f and press enter.

Dude, i thought we were working on the assignment?

Sorry bro, i've just got facebook fever...

by this_chick January 5, 2011

Mundelein Fever

a disease that inflicts 95% of Mundelein High school athletes. Its symptoms include the lack of ability to work out in the weight room or in the offseason. Also, causes athletes to think they suck at everything and will never win. No cure has been found yet.

Bob-Hey man why don't we ever win?

Jim-Cause we all have the Mundelein Fever

by I know all711 October 16, 2009

small man's fever

a condition restricted to the little fellows of the world that harness "big guy" attitudes. Developed through years of being small with countless accounts of being laughed at.

GySgt Haney thought that after doing a tour on the drill field, his bad case of small man's fever would go way.

by kool keith March 23, 2004

Bieber Fever

The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.

Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.

Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.

The only cure is more cowbell.

I've got BIEBER FEVER, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

by Lucio Soph October 20, 2010