Fleat

A group of fat girls that work at your place of employment and hover over a male employee constantly.

There’s a new fat girl at work to join your fleat.

by Black Man with Flock May 16, 2018

Fleet cat

A cat who has been boarded or trapped on something (originally a boat), and thus dies of starvation or thirst in that area.

Child: What the hell? Mooooooooooooooooom. Our cat's dead in the trunk!

Father: THAT'S what that horrid smell is!

Mother: Damn it, that fleet cat's gotta go then.

by The one above all February 1, 2010

fleatard

A furry pet that frequently displays bizarre and mostly unacceptable behaviors.

Friend: Dude, your dog is chewing on your baseboards again.

Owner: Dammit! He's such a fleatard!

by Big-D. July 25, 2010

Felt Marker

When a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate. The flacid penis resembles that of a felt tipped marker.

Frank attempted to put his felt marker in Gary's asshole, but Frank said, hold on, I have a felt tip marker it is not going in!

by The Crayola Man March 2, 2014

feltch friendly

a woman down with Felching

Yo you gotta Fuck Becky, she's Feltch Friendly, get up in there

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

Fleet

Twitter's version of Snapchat

Oh look, another 24 hours long lasting media feature. And this one's called Fleet, ugh, the names keep getting stupider.

by marinated_cabbage June 10, 2020