Flat ass

Basically a laptop in your girls pants that makes her seem really white

" your girl got a flat ass."
" sometimes I can hit it doe"

by Arwizzle January 31, 2015

flat dub

a plain dub. 1 gram. a dub that has not been hooked up at all. whereas a dub thats been hooked up usually holds 1.2 to 1.4 grams

i dont want a flat dub! hook me up you cheap ass fucker!

by krsnik 05 January 11, 2007

flat tire

a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one

"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"

by tracy99887 January 3, 2008

Dutch Flat

During oral sex, the male is sitting on the females chest as she gives him oral. The male then takes a steamy poop on her chest, as she continues to perform oral sex. The male then retracts his erect penis from her mouth, and flattens the mound of feces on her chest with his erection. After flattening the poop, he inserts his penis directly back into her mouth without any cleaning up. This my friends, is the Dutch Flat.

"What'd you and Stacy do last night?"

"We watched 16 and Pregnant and I gave her a Dutch Flat. It was cool."

by pistolpoppa April 3, 2013

morbidly flat chested

A girl that is so flat chested that she is often mistaken for a guy.

Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.

by Big Pappa 4487 October 11, 2015

flat-chested

a women without boobs

did you see that flat-chested girl?

by tim March 13, 2003

flat earther

In Indonesia, also used for people from Islam-related organizations (FPI, FUI, PKS) and their followers that is too easy to be fooled, too easy to believe their preacher/ulama. Even though what they say and do violated Islam rules, like rejecting to pray for dead body just because he/she voted for that religion blasphemy accused governor (Ahok) when alive.

In Indonesian, said as "kaum bumi datar". This term also comes from flat earth concept. Their preacher used to talk about flat earth in mosques over and over again before Jakarta governor vote campaign started.

Flat earthers are crazy. I used to think that rejecting dead body (to be managed) is just a joke, now it really happened to an old woman in Jakarta.

by fitsa hats March 29, 2017