fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.

by Drizzah October 22, 2008

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fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

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fecalative

Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.

Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.

What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

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fecalfication

the act of releasing fecal matter from your anus.

wow i just experienced fecalfication and it was good.

by davidree August 18, 2009

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fecaliscious

1. (adj.) Used to describe an object, place, or person which has the quality of being as appetizing as a pile of dung.
2. (adj.) The quality of being blissfully and sublimely full of shit.

She was so proud of it , but her souffle was fecaliscious. I wish they'd cut that crap off the jukebox, John Mayer is so fecaliscious. (fits both definitions 1 and 2, mind you)

by honeyfeathers March 6, 2010

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