fecalbag 

Used to clean ones anus, the remains are then placed in a bag and most commonly used in backyard games such as frisbee, kickball, or baseball.

Guy 1: Hey, I just took a nasty shit in this fecalbag.
Guy 2: Great! Now we have something to play baseball with.

fecalbag by Raiden & Sub Zero April 5, 2010

fecalbate 

masturbating with feces for lubrication

I fecalbated with your mom's poop.

fecalbate by the pupster September 17, 2007

FecalBate 

The act of lovingly touching your Cock, Ass, Tits and Bits With either your own or somebody Elses left over poop. In some parts of the country such as Maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking
Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.

One might say something like Sorry I'm late for work Andy! I had to take a shit so bad! It was soft like i like.. so... I took a minute to Fecalbate you know,... to clear my mind.
Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?
People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalm people on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop

Its allot like Masturbation with poop.

FecalBate by Fredericoplays May 17, 2007