tinkle fairy 

A tinkle fairy is presumably an imaginary being that monitors every moment you take a piss, it is mostly known for its limitations, such as 'the amount of times you can shake'. It was made popular from the show Family Guy.

Adam West: *shakes twice*
Tinkle Fairy: Two shakes, that's it...Move along!
Adam West: Oh, why thank you, Tinkle Fairy!

tinkle fairy by Terrum August 26, 2013

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Pavement Fairy 

British Royal Navy slang dating from around the time of World War I. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute, whore or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexuality, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.

At one time Union Street, in Plymouth UK was notorious for the numbers of pavement fairies plying their trade to give solace to soldiers, sailors and Royal Marines. There's even a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions both Plymouth and a pavement fairy:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

Pavement Fairy by AKACroatalin February 14, 2019

Mustache Fairy 

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

Mustache Fairy by iBetty February 4, 2012

Pavement Fairy 

British Navy slang dating from around the First World War. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexualirty, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.
There's a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions it:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

Pavement Fairy by Croatalin November 23, 2013

Dong Fairy 

A dong fairy is this little fucker that puts dildos under bad girls pillows over night. Only the horniest of the horny get a visit from the dong fairy!

MEGAN!! You won't believe this, but the dong fairy payed me a visit last night!!

Dong Fairy by T-Whip May 13, 2016

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS 

Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .

Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that

SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS by TurtleTron August 7, 2018