electronically challenged

When you don't know how to use the latest technology, and you just mess things up even worse when you try.

Denny "how do I get this tv thing to play the movie ? I put the cd in it."

Jeff " Man, I swear your electronically challenged!"

by zombles222 July 20, 2016

Electroholic

A person who has an "obsession" or "addiction" to listening to fast pasted electronic music. This person may go to Raves, and may also display to others about their love for electronic music. Some people relieve stress with elecronic music.

Electroholic

Some examples of electronic music include:
Techno
Dance
electro-pop
house
Ambient
disco
euro-pop

etc.

by Jesssooo14 August 30, 2009

Electrocalypse

When all of your electronic devices die at the same time. (more dire if they're all past warranty)

Guy: Dude, my phone, iPad, ipod, and kindle all died in the last week.
Guy 2: It's electrocalypse, you're doomed!

by El-C September 13, 2011

electrocuted

A severe, sudden and powerful surge of electricity entering your organic being and frying your inside bits.

You can survive being electrocuted if your feet are rubbery.

by BennyBenny July 10, 2019

Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.

On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.

by suckmydickwithyourmotherslips November 2, 2020

Electro Wizard

This is a card created from the lowest depths of hell. This card can bring depression and suicidal thoughts on the happiest of people. When you play an inferno dragon and your opponent plays electro wizard, close the game before his large scale fucking autism spreads to you.

Hey I’m fucking retarded, I use electro wizard!

by SkinnyGuy69420 July 8, 2021

Electronic Masturbation Device

An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!

by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021