fuzzy dice

Pimp dice. They come in many colors like black, blue, and pink. These mean you are a true pimp

Damn you got some gansta ass fuzzy dice yo!

by DizzyLizzy January 14, 2007

dickens cider box

Puttin yo dick inside her...

Coty's puttin his dickens cider box.

by Tyler May 12, 2004

diced

someone so ugly that they are beyond chopped. you cant get uglier than diced

"that bitch is diced as fuck"

by ashlynnischill April 29, 2020

big-dicked

Adjective describing a man with a large penis.

"I'm average in that department, but my friend Ben is big-dicked."

by ncguy January 3, 2008

diceman

a really REALLY offensive, obnoxious comedian who was banned from Mtv in 1992 for foul language

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Dickel

A person with a large amount of facial hair at a reasonably young age. Usually dates ditzy blondes who are hypnotized by his facial hair. This person often smokes marijuana with his homies. He carries brass knuckles with him in random situations. He plays football but you know he'll get drunk one night and fuck his knee up. Likes bikes and running people over with them. He has his posse of stoner buddies that help in terrorizing kids one year younger than them. This type of person is a major tool. This person acts a bit black at times but is probably a suburban white kid with an unfortunate name. This is the worst type of person.

Yo man how'd u get in the hospital?
Long story short, man I got Dickeled.

Lets go to the lake.
Nah man there could be a dickel there.

by Dickelnator August 15, 2011

dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009