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stankle crankle

When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.

Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.

Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.

Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.

Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
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Crank

A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.
1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"

2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"

3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
by eagles85 January 20, 2009
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Crank

Someone who is being 'cranky', moody, irritable or misererable!
person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
by lauren149 July 14, 2009
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crank

A person who espouses and supports illogical and poorly-reasoned causes and idiologies and who bothers other people with his nonesense.
That Republican on the school board, the one who wants to teach "creation science" is a well-known religious crank.
by Tom LaBelle June 11, 2006
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Crank Dat Snow White

One Women...Seven Midgets...Covered in Thousand Island Dressing.
Cherokee wanted to crank dat Snow White but she realized he only had Six Midgets and Raspberry Vinegarette Dressing.
by Jose Van Swichinghaugen April 4, 2008
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Crankenstein

My husband is a Crankenstein in the morning.
by Elise Annie Johnson June 18, 2006
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Crank

A combination of crying and wanking.
A self pitying act where one finds pleasure by wanking.
Person A : Dude you got rejected !
Person B : I'm gonna go home and crank now.
by Beeanie October 26, 2010
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