Cracking

verb: to crack

Giving into the temptation of masturbation when deprived of sexually related activities for a prolonged period of time.

Girl1"Do you think Tam's cracked?"

Girl2"Yeah, deffinitely, he cant go a week without cracking!"

by Snakegriffin October 7, 2008

cracking

something nice or something that you want

those are a cracking pair of boobs!

by Mike Hunt January 30, 2003

craughing

When somebody crys and laughs at the same time. Usually the start to cry first but then somebody makes them laugh and they start craughing.

One time when i was at camp, the councler hit the volleyball over the net but it went to hard and fast and smacked me in the face. It hurt a lot so i started to cry but it was hilarious and i started to laugh. That is craughing

by The Best Asian February 2, 2005

Catching the Lemon

The act of being forced to do something unpleasant that you would never begin to do in the first place, nor have any need to complete.

I wasn't going trying to, but I was totally catching the lemon when my co-worker asked me to cover for him.

by NicholasPickolas October 29, 2008

Catching a Beat

Another phrase for masturbating.

Dude I was catching a beat last night and almost hit myself in the eye when I came.

by Crimmi September 11, 2009

Catching Pokemon

The act of catching STD's.

Man 1: Look who Sarah's going home with tonight.

Man 2: It's Daniel! Little does Sarah know she's going to be catching pokemon.

by Flomango September 30, 2012

cracking wabs

'Wabs' is an English slang term for particularly volumous yet pert breasts.
Usually, these are found on women who are in their early twenties and carry a little too much weight to be considered skinny yet not enough to be considered overweight.

"That's girls looking at you"
"The skinny one?"
"No, the one with the cracking wabs'"

by Pliskin89 April 20, 2016