Clockblock

The act of not informing or preventing someone from knowing the time, in most cases for selfish or spiteful reasons and/or even no reason at all. This can include deliberately misinforming a person a wrong time for their gain or the other parties loss in any given predicament or scenario

Though the man at the busstop clearly had a watch on, he clockblocked me when i asked for the time, leaving me unsure if i had missed my transfer.

by TwerkyWorder December 12, 2019

Cookblock

(Verb) Acting like T. Cook by making things: proprietary, serialized (when one component is paired with another via serial numbers), difficult or impossible to repair (glueing components together, making exclusive deals with component manufacturers).

Engaging in consumer-unfriendly practices.

I wanted to replace my laptop's cracked screen, but the company Cookblocked me by making me buy an entire lid assembly instead of just the panel.

by anonymous July 20, 2023

cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole

Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus

by Jueputa September 9, 2023

COCKABLOCKA

When you're horny but you find out your partner is British during the pound sterling, but they show you their scrunkle doodily doo (you're not into it)

You're british?!
But I can do the scrunkle doodily doo!
COCKABLOCKA!

by MAOAAOO April 15, 2024

cockblochio

An italian cockblocker

watchout here comes cockblochio

by yeahyeahLV426 March 21, 2025

Cop Block (or copblock)

Cop Block (or copblock) ©® is a thing which blocks your vision, as like the thing which undermines a criminal's vision is a cop; and also, an individual, group or other person, place, thing, event or idea which runs interference with police, while one or more gets away.

The PD cop block (or copblock) everything I do so I have to send a cop block (or copblock) to run interference.

by Howard W. Moore, 3rd August 27, 2021