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Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
by Professional goblin December 15, 2024
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If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
by sdinaz October 25, 2023
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one little comment

Something that somebody says that you must NEVER reply to. That's because they don't want a conversation.
Person 1: I'm sure there are loads of people that smoke who wear jackets like these.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.
by The Truthful 1 September 26, 2020
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no comment

"no comment"

it might seem like a normal way to say you dont wanna say something about it, it's not. It actually means you're a femboy twink.
"No comment" is the same as "I am a femboy twink that wants to be fucked hard"
by HalloFalloMallo April 1, 2022
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Confused Commentator

People who comment on most platforms (mostly replies) that are completely irrelevant to the video or post's subject.
A lady once told about how she gave birth in a video about someone murdering a child. Nevertheless, she somehow got backlash and was called a confused commentator.
On a video about murdering a child.
by InsomniaGameing September 9, 2022
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Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
by Jsslade October 13, 2022
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Comments Section

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"
by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020
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